Slice of Life

A few years ago I had a Chinese goose, Fred, working security for me. New York is a dangerous place and requires specific security measures. Day and night, Fred placed himself in optimum locations, which would allow him to detect all intruders. Friend or foe, it didn’t matter, the security measures were the same. His AM shift started with chasing the mailman, nipping him on the back of the calves and honking the entire chase. The PM shift required that he secure every unsuspecting person coming home from a date or the midnight shift with the chase,honk and nip procedures. For those of you in the witness protection program, I suggest this security option.. nobody gets in.